Randy vegans thrilled with retailer’s new line of sex toys

RANDY vegans are thrilled with Holland and Barrett’s new line of sex toys which have been designed around the shape of vegetables.

The health and wellness retailer recently launched a line of vibrators that replicate bananas, eggplant, carrots, corn on the cob and even a chili pepper.

The unique vegan-friendly toys were an instant hit among vegans and cost £16.95 each.

The toys measure four and a half inches.

Their Chill Pepper Bullet vibrator has been described as, “Suitable for vegans.

“Waterproof for playing in the shower and bath. Body safe food grade silicone.

“Let’s bring some heat to your sexual health…

“Curved at the tip and featuring seven settings, this pepper will hit all the right places and meet your sexual needs.”

A lifelike yellow corn cob was described as follows: “Designed with ridges and edges, the corn gives you a healthy new experience of pleasure.

“Small and discreet so you never have to do without your new friend!”

And another says, “Go bananas!!! Get one of your five a day with our new banana vibrator.

Satisfied customers raved about it online and in the retailer’s reviews section, with one shopper saying they had the best experience of their life.

One person, known as Belinda, said: “I bought this spicy little number a few days ago and was not disappointed.

“I really like the warmth between the sheets and Charlie the chilli really does that for me.

“As a vegan, I applaud Holland and Barrett for finally bringing this range to market.

“I’m off for another try now.”

Another review said: “Powerful little bullet, lasted ages on a single battery and isn’t as loud as other brands which is a real bonus.”

A third, from someone known as Karen, said: ‘At first I was a little surprised at what I got as I was expecting a good cob for dinner.

“I soon realized it was a whole different ball game, but being intuitive as I am, I decided to get the most out of this monster and I can honestly say it was the best experience of my life. .

Vegan vibrators
The toys are listed for just £16.95.

“Vegetable well done, definitely not suitable for a vegan if you know what I mean.”

Another customer commented, “I wasn’t sure what to expect. But it made me shiver with excitement.

“Certainly brings new meaning to hanging a carrot. The settings are clear, but I don’t know if eggplant would have been better.

“But wa wa whoha I can’t wait to show off my boyfriend.”

Social media users also took to Reddit to discuss the unique toys.

One said: “I’m tired of being indifferent to the suffering of our animal friends. I’m going to replace my pork chop vibrator.

Another wrote: ‘And I thought my mum was going to buy some calcium tablets.

While one commented: “Vegan sex toys…no harm came to the animals.”

The range features an ‘over 18 only’ notification and have all been made from body safe food grade silicone.

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